Love Languages, But Make Them Kinky
“I love you” just sounds better when it comes with batteries.
You’ve probably heard of the five love languages:
Words of Affirmation. Acts of Service. Receiving Gifts. Quality Time. Physical Touch.
While they were originally meant to help couples communicate better, we’re here to gently (and respectfully) suggest something, dare we say, sexy:
They also explain how you like to be pleasured.
Whether you crave praise, love a thoughtful surprise, or just want to be touched without distractions, your love language shows up in the bedroom too.
Today, we’re breaking them down Adult Shoppe style and matching each love language with toys that simply get it.
Words of Affirmation
You love reassurance, praise, and knowing you’re doing a good job.
If your nervous system relaxes the moment someone says “you feel amazing” or “you’re perfect”, this is your love language. You thrive on encouragement, connection, and being reminded that you are, in fact, incredible.
The Toy Match:
Kyst Rechargeable Silicone Tongue Clitoral Stimulator
This toy is all about focused attention. It mimics soft, rhythmic movements designed to feel intentional. It performs just like it’s there only for you. It’s personal, responsive, and perfect for people who love feeling prioritized.
Why it fits:
Words of affirmation lovers want to feel seen and this toy is basically saying, “Don’t worry. I’ve got you.” Squealing.
Acts of Service
You feel loved when someone takes care of things. Especially when those things are the hard ones.
Acts of service folks don’t want empty gestures. You feel me? They want effort. They want thoughtfulness. They’re big fans of the follow-through. They appreciate when someone shows up prepared and ready to make things easier.
The Toy Match:
Bedroom Bliss Deluxe Wand Saddle
Hands-free, supportive, and designed to do the heavy lifting. Say hello to peak “let me take care of that for you” energy.
Why it fits:
This toy says, “Relax. You don’t have to do everything yourself.” And honestly? That’s extremely hot.
Receiving Gifts
You feel loved when someone gives you something thoughtful (and maybe a little indulgent).
The most important part is that the gift is intentional. Receiving gifts people feel seen when someone says, “I thought of you when I saw this.”
The Toy Matches:
We-Vibe Nova 2 Rechargeable Silicone Rabbit Vibrator
AND
Pleasure Crystals Glass Dildo with Silicone Base
Why they fit:
These are statement pieces. Luxurious, intentional, and clearly chosen with care. They feel like unwrapping something special. Maybe that's because they are.
Quality Time
You want presence, connection, and shared experience. You’re leaving multi-tasking in 2025.
Quality time lovers want undivided attention. Phones down. Focus on us. This love language shines when intimacy feels intentional and shared, not rushed or distracted.
The Toy Matches:
Secrets Floral Lace Boyshort & Love Egg Rechargeable Panty Vibe with Remote Control
AND
Lovense Hush 2 Rechargeable App-Compatible Silicone Vibrating Anal Plug
Why they fit:
These toys are about shared control, connection, and play. They turn time together into an experience. And it’s one where you’re both tuned in.
Physical Touch
Touch is your language. Connection lives in your body.
Physical touch folks feel most loved through closeness, sensation, and physical connection. For you, intimacy is not optional, it’s essential.
The Toy Matches:
AND
Trinity Men Vibrating Rechargeable Silicone Cock Ring & Anal Stimulator
Why they fit:
These toys emphasize contact, sensation, and embodied pleasure. They’re absolutely perfect for people who experience love through physical closeness.
Bonus: When Love Languages Overlap
Because let’s be real… most of us are not just one thing.
For the Curious Explorer:
Vedo Earth Quaker Rechargeable Silicone Anal Beads
For Solo Quality Time + Gift Giving:
PDX Elite Fuck-O-Matic Stroker (Rechargeable Masturbator)
These are for people who enjoy exploring their pleasure with intention whether they’re solo or partnered.
Final Thoughts: Speak Their Language (And Yours)
Valentine’s Day and honestly, intimacy in general, is about understanding how you and your partner feel most connected.
When you match pleasure to love language, things click.
Conversations get easier and intimacy feels deeper.
Pleasure becomes something you share, not just experience.
Whether you’re shopping for yourself, your partner, or both — The Adult Shoppe has options that speak every love language fluently.
Because love languages are cute… but love languages with toys? Even better.