Assholes Live Forever Assholes Live Forever T-Shirt

The shirt that gave the brand its name, printed with the line in full. Assholes Live Forever built a following on saying the quiet part out loud, and this is the original statement rather than one of the variations on it.

It is a normal t-shirt and it wears like one, which is the point: the joke works because the shirt is ordinary. Stocked here in S through XXL in black, and the size chart is the place to check. Machine wash it cold and hang it to dry rather than tumbling it, since heat is what cracks a print and turns a good shirt into a faded one after a season. Turn it inside out before washing if you want the print to outlast the shirt itself.

Slogan shirts usually come from nobody in particular and last one wash. This is the flagship line from a brand people actually follow, which is the difference between wearing a joke and wearing a reference.

Ships from The Adult Shoppe in plain packaging with nothing on the outside that names what is inside.

• Type: T-shirt
• Colors: Black
• Sizes: S, M, L, XL, XXL
• Print: "Assholes Live Forever"
• Care: Machine wash cold and hang to dry so the print lasts.
• In stock: Black / XXL