Assholes Live Forever Good Dick Attached to A Good Man T-Shirt

A shirt that sets a standard rather than tells a joke, which is a slightly unusual move for this brand and probably why it sells. The line runs across the chest in full, so nobody has to ask what it says.

Ordinary black everyday wear, stocked here in S through XXL, with the size chart as the place to start. It works as a going out shirt, a gift with a point to make, or something to leave lying around where it will be read. Machine wash cold and hang it to dry, because a tumble dryer cracks printed lettering faster than anything else you can do to a shirt. Turning it inside out in the wash buys the lettering a good deal more life than the care label suggests.

Most slogan tees in this category aim for shock and stop there. This one lands a genuine opinion, which is why it gets worn out of the house rather than kept for a party.

Ships from The Adult Shoppe in plain packaging with nothing on the outside that names what is inside.

• Type: T-shirt
• Colors: Black
• Sizes: S, M, L, XL, XXL
• Print: "Good Dick Attached to a Good Man"
• Care: Machine wash cold and hang to dry so the print lasts.
• In stock: Black / M, Black / L, Black / XL, Black / XXL