Assholes Live Forever Live Fast Eat Ass T-Shirt

Four words, one rhythm, printed across the chest in black and white. This is the shirt in the range that reads fastest from across a room, which is exactly what a slogan shirt is supposed to do.

It is a standard tee and behaves like one, stocked here from S through XXL in black. Check the size chart rather than guessing. Machine wash it cold and hang it to dry: a hot cycle and a tumble dry are the two things that turn crisp lettering into a cracked mess, and a shirt bought for its print deserves better than that. Turn it inside out in the wash, which costs nothing and keeps the lettering sharp for years rather than months. It also gives well as a gift, since the joke does not need explaining to anyone who reads it.

Plenty of brands print something rude on a shirt. Very few land a line with a rhythm to it, and that is the whole reason this particular one keeps coming back into stock.

Ships from The Adult Shoppe in plain packaging with nothing on the outside that names what is inside.

• Type: T-shirt
• Colors: Black
• Sizes: S, M, L, XL, XXL
• Print: "Live Fast Eat Ass"
• Care: Machine wash cold and hang to dry so the print lasts.
• In stock: Black / XXL