Assholes Live Forever Please Do Not Feed The Whore Drugs T-Shirt

The longest line in the range and the one that needs reading twice. It is written as a sign rather than a slogan, which is a funnier construction than a straightforward insult and the reason this one stands out on the rail.

Black, stocked here in S through XXL, and worn like any other tee. Use the size chart rather than assuming. Machine wash cold and hang it up rather than tumbling it, since the whole value of this shirt is in the lettering staying legible and a hot dryer is what takes that away first. Turn it inside out in the wash to protect the print. As a gift it works best for someone who will wear it out of the house, since this is a shirt that wants an audience rather than a drawer.

The one line jokes in this line land instantly and fade just as fast. A shirt written as a notice keeps working because it is a joke with a structure, and it survives being seen more than once.

Ships from The Adult Shoppe in plain packaging with nothing on the outside that names what is inside.

• Type: T-shirt
• Colors: Black
• Sizes: S, M, L, XL, XXL
• Print: "Please Do Not Feed The Whores Drugs"
• Care: Machine wash cold and hang to dry so the print lasts.
• In stock: Black / XXL

Assholes Live Forever T-Shirt that says "Please Do Not Feed The Whores Drugs..."