Because Sucking Dick Sober Is A Lot to Ask

A tall wine bottle sized gift bag at four by three and three quarters by fourteen inches, with handles and the line printed in full. Handles and fourteen inches is a proper bag rather than a novelty envelope.

Put a bottle inside and let the bag do the talking, which is the whole reason to buy a printed one. Fourteen inches takes a wine bottle comfortably, and handles mean it can be carried rather than clutched. Store it flat rather than crushed so it arrives uncreased. Check the room before handing it over, since the print is emphatically not subtle and there is no discreet way to produce it. It also holds a boxed toy as easily as a bottle, which is the other obvious use.

Most printed gift bags are small and hold a card and a candle. Wine bottle sized with handles means this one carries the actual gift, which is what turns a joke into the wrapping rather than the present.

Ships from The Adult Shoppe in plain packaging with nothing on the outside that names what is inside.

• Type: Dildo
• Colors: Multicolor/Wine
• Pack: Bag
• Dimensions: 4 in. x 3.75 in. x 14 in.
• Format: Wine bottle size gift bag with handles
• Care: Wash with warm water and mild soap, and dry before storing.
• In stock: Multicolor/Wine / Bag

Because Sucking Dick Sober Is Alot To Ask - This tall wine bottle size gift bag is 4" x 3.75" x 14" with handles