Boob Inspector Badge

A novelty badge that gives the wearer an official sounding title and absolutely no authority. It is a stag night prop in its purest form: one object, one joke, worn by whoever is being celebrated.

Pin it on the person the evening is about rather than handing it round, since the joke only works on one chest. It pairs with the rest of a stag night kit and takes no space in a bag. Check the room before producing it, which is worth doing with anything of this kind. It survives a night out and ends up on a fridge afterwards, which is where most of these live. Check the pin is secure before wearing it on anything you care about, which applies to any badge.

Most stag night props are inflatable, enormous and thrown away at the end of the evening. A badge costs almost nothing, takes no space and gets kept, which is a better return than a costume that lasts one night.

Ships from The Adult Shoppe in plain packaging with nothing on the outside that names what is inside.

• Type: Party novelty
• Format: Novelty badge
• Care: Store it somewhere it will not be crushed.

Give your bachelor the power to inspect boobs and be able to state with certainty, "That's a 10-4 on the Double-Ds".