Darth Invader Massive Dildo

Fifteen inches, black, and named after exactly who you think. The MASSIVE line does not do subtle and this is the flagship of that idea: a dildo whose length is the joke and the specification at the same time. Nobody is buying this one by accident.

Fifteen inches is a number, not a target. Most people use a piece this long with a good part of it in hand as a grip, which is a completely normal way to use it and worth saying out loud. Go slowly, use far more water based lubricant than feels necessary, and stop the moment anything stops being enjoyable. Wash it with warm water and mild soap afterwards and let it dry fully before it goes away.

Novelty length toys are often hollow, flimsy, or sold as props that fall apart. This one comes from a line built around oversized pieces that are meant to be used, which is a different product entirely.

Ships from The Adult Shoppe in plain packaging with nothing on the outside that names what is inside.

• Type: Dildo
• Colors: Black
• Measure: 15in
• Care: Wash with warm water and mild soap, and dry before storing.
• In stock: Black / 15in