F*ck You Sucker - Middle Finger

A strawberry flavoured sucker weighing fifty grams, moulded as a middle finger. It says what the giver is thinking without either person having to say it out loud, which is the entire function.

It is candy and a message rather than anything else, so give it to somebody who will take it in the spirit it was bought. Fifty grams is a substantial sucker rather than a token one. Keep it somewhere cool and dry so it does not soften or stick to its wrapper. Check the packet for ingredients before handing it to anyone who needs to know what is in it. It also works as a secret santa gift, which is where most of these actually end up. Fifty grams also means it lasts rather than disappearing in two minutes.

Most of the shaped candy in this range is about sex. This one is about spite, which makes it the outlier and the one that works as a leaving gift for a colleague rather than a hen night favour.

Ships from The Adult Shoppe in plain packaging with nothing on the outside that names what is inside.

• Type: Novelty candy
• Weight: 50 g
• Flavour: Strawberry
• Care: Keep cool and dry so nothing softens in the box.

Let other people know how you really feel about them with your F*ck You! Sucker. Strawberry-flavored sucker weighs 50g.