I Fucking Love You

A wine sized gift bag with the sentiment printed in full on the front. It holds a bottle, and it says the thing most cards spend three paragraphs working up to.

Put the actual gift inside and let the bag do the talking, which is the whole reason to buy a printed one rather than plain paper. Wine sized means a bottle fits, and so does almost anything else of that shape. It suits an anniversary, a birthday or the moment where a card would be too much. Check who is in the room before handing it over, since the print is not subtle. Store it flat rather than crushed, since a creased gift bag undercuts the gesture entirely. It also holds a boxed toy as easily as a bottle, which is the other common use.

A blank bag needs a card and a card needs something written in it. A bag that says it outright removes both jobs, which is either lazy or exactly right depending on the relationship.

Ships from The Adult Shoppe in plain packaging with nothing on the outside that names what is inside.

• Type: Gift bag
• Pack: Gift Bag
• Format: Wine sized gift bag
• Care: Contents vary, so check before gifting.
• In stock: Gift Bag

A wine-sized gift bag that holds any fun & sexy gift you want to give.