Leg Avenue Horny AF Knee Socks

Some socks make small talk. These do not. Horny AF knee socks put the sentiment in print, in multicolor, at knee height, where it is impossible to misread and very easy to enjoy. Subtlety was never on the brief.

Knee highs are the most wearable piece of hosiery there is, which is the joke here: these go with a pleated skirt, with cutoffs and boots, with an oversized shirt on the sofa, and they work as a gag gift that actually gets worn. They are a favorite for bachelorette parties, dorm room humor and last minute costume builds. Machine wash cool on a gentle cycle or hand wash, and lay flat to dry so the printed text stays crisp.

Novelty socks usually get one wash and then live in a drawer. These are cut as proper knee highs with a real top band, so the joke survives long enough to be told more than once.

• Style: Printed knee high socks
• Wear with: A skirt, cutoffs, boots, or nothing much
• Good for: Gifts, parties, costume builds
• Care: Wash cool, lay flat to dry
• Available in: Multicolor, One Size