Penis Pasta

Seven and a bit ounces of shaped pasta that grows as it cooks, which is a joke the manufacturer clearly enjoyed writing. It is real pasta and it behaves like real pasta, which is the reason it works at all.

Cook it as you would any dried pasta, in plenty of salted boiling water, and check it a minute early since shaped pasta cooks unevenly. It works best with a simple sauce that does not hide the shape. This is a hen night dinner, a novelty gift or a genuinely funny addition to a care package. Store the unopened bag in a cupboard as you would any dry pasta. Buy two bags if you are feeding more than a couple, since seven ounces is a light portion for four.

Most novelty food is sold as a gag and tastes like one. Ordinary durum pasta in a silly shape is actually edible, which means the joke arrives at dinner rather than in a bin.

Ships from The Adult Shoppe in plain packaging with nothing on the outside that names what is inside.

• Type: Novelty food
• Measure: 7.14oz
• Format: Shaped dried pasta
• Care: Store the unopened bag in a cupboard as you would any dry pasta.
• In stock: 7.14oz

Penis Shaped Pasta which increases in size when cooked!

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• Penis Shaped Pasta