Prowler BTMSocks

Prowler BTM socks in blue and white. It is a pair of socks with a joke knitted into the name, and Prowler have built a following on exactly this kind of understatement.

These are ordinary socks and they wear like ordinary socks, which is the point: the joke works because nothing else about them announces itself. Wash them cool with similar colours and hang them to dry rather than tumbling, since heat is what shortens the life of any knitted sock and takes the elastic out of the cuff first. They work as a gift for someone who would appreciate the reference. They also make a good stocking filler, since socks are the one gift nobody objects to receiving. Keep them out of a hot dryer and the colour stays as it arrived rather than fading over a season.

Slogan underwear announces itself the moment anyone sees it. A pair of socks is a reference that only the right person will catch, which is a considerably better joke and a far more wearable one.

Ships from The Adult Shoppe in plain packaging with nothing on the outside that names what is inside.

• Type: Socks
• Colors: Blue/White
• Format: Pair of socks
• Colour: Blue and white
• Care: Machine wash cool and hang to dry.
• In stock: Blue/White