S-Line Bear Bondage Harness

A plush bear wearing a black bondage harness, which is either the best gift you will give this year or a small problem for whoever has to explain it. S-Line make novelty pieces that land the joke without needing a caption, and this is the cleanest example in the range.

This is a gag gift and a desk ornament, not a toy with a function, so buy it for the reaction. It survives being passed round a party, which is more than can be said for most novelty items, and it works as the last gift opened rather than the first. Stocked in black, white and multicolour. Keep it away from anything that will stain and give the pile a brush if it goes flat.

Most adult gag gifts are a printed slogan on something disposable. A plush bear in a proper harness is a physical joke that sits on a shelf afterwards, which is why people keep them.

Ships from The Adult Shoppe in plain packaging with nothing on the outside that names what is inside.

• Type: Plush novelty
• Colors: Black/Multicolor, White
• Format: Plush bear with harness
• Care: Keep it away from anything that will stain, and brush the pile if it flattens.
• In stock: Black/Multicolor, White