S-Line The Dickheads Corkscrew

A corkscrew with a handle shaped the way the name suggests. It opens wine, it sits in a kitchen drawer, and it is funny for exactly as long as it takes someone to notice what they are holding.

It works as a corkscrew, which is the entire reason to buy one rather than a novelty that only looks like a tool. Use it as you would any waiter's friend: screw into the centre of the cork, lever against the bottle lip, pull steadily. Wash it by hand and dry it straight away rather than leaving it wet. It makes an easy housewarming or secret santa gift for someone with a sense of humour.

Most novelty kitchen items are a shape that vaguely resembles a tool and fails at being one. A corkscrew that actually opens bottles earns a place in a drawer, which is where a gag gift has to end up to be worth buying.

Ships from The Adult Shoppe in plain packaging with nothing on the outside that names what is inside.

• Type: Party drinkware
• Colors: Vanilla
• Format: Novelty corkscrew
• Care: Wash by hand and dry straight away.
• In stock: Vanilla

Open up another with the Dickheads Corkscrew. Let the good times roll, but drink responsibly.