Warm Human Someone to Love Me The Way Old People Love Soup

For when you want someone to love me the way old people love soup and would rather do something about it than just think about it. Card, instructions and a charm, all in a 3 by 3 pack.

• Printed phrase: "Someone to Love Me The Way Old People Love Soup"
• 3 x 3 inch pack
• Manifesting card with instructions on how to actually work it
• Includes a "super attractor" charm, the Magical Power Object that comes with every one
• Carry the charm, or pin the whole pack to a vision board, bulletin board, mirror or altar
• Cheeky where it wants to be and sincere where it counts