Weenie Linguini Penis Shaped Pasta

Six and a quarter ounces of shaped linguini, described by the makers as the only noodle with a hard-on. It is real pasta, which is what separates this from the novelty food that goes straight in a bin.

Cook it as you would any dried pasta, in plenty of salted boiling water, and check it a minute early since shaped pasta cooks unevenly. A simple sauce works better than a heavy one that hides the shape. Six and a quarter ounces is a light portion for four, so buy two bags if you are feeding a group. Store the unopened bag in a cupboard as you would any dry pasta. It also arrives looking like ordinary pasta until it is on a plate, which is the better reveal.

The other shaped pasta in this range is a short shape that grows as it cooks. Linguini is a long noodle, which is a genuinely different dinner and arguably the better joke on a plate.

Ships from The Adult Shoppe in plain packaging with nothing on the outside that names what is inside.

• Type: Novelty food
• Measure: 6.3 Ounce
• Weight: 6.25 oz net
• Format: Shaped dried linguini
• Care: Store the unopened bag in a cupboard as you would any dry pasta.
• In stock: 6.3 Ounce

Delicious penis shaped pasta. The only noodle with a HARD-ON! Net weight 6.25 oz.